I am awkward. Hear me roar.

longlivethehokage:

so i made a thing

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jenovasilver:

420puffsforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

^THIS

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libernum:

SEEING BEAUTIFUL COSPLAYERS AND SUDDENLY GETTING VERY INSPIRED AND “YEAH MAN YEAH I WANNA BE PRETTY TOO LET’S DO THIS” AND THEN LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND JUST SEEING

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escapist-is-my-middle-name:

#actors who are actually their characters   

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To all you Fred/George Weasley shippers out there

collegehumor:

Bad Dad Chops Carrots with a Chainsaw

He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.

Source:

littlemissnovelist:

So I sang her Dancing Through Life.

And then she asked me what it was about. Well I’m not about to tell a five year old you should slack off in school. So I told her it was about a ballerina who liked to dance.

Then she asked for another song. So she got Superboy and the Invisible Girl. This time she asked “Why is she not there?” …. “Because she’s invisible.” ….. “What does Superboy do?” …… “He’s a hero.” ….. “Is he superstrong?” … “Yup.” ….. “Does he save people?” ….. “That’s his job.” …. “Then can’t he save the invisible girl?” ….. “Of course he can,”

*feels*

Then she asked for a third song. So I sand her Popular. After I was done she stood up and looked me in the eye and said: “I’m very popular,”

Gotta love kids.

wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

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All he ever wanted

Was to be her knight

In shining armor

So I saw this

And immediately thought of